batter up!

*Another one of my fun adventures in no carb-land*

Three words.
Chocolate. Walnut. Cookies.
I knew I shouldn't have.
I blame myself. I'm the one who bought the batter. The picture on the packaging was so real; I could taste them. The ad guy and the baker girl did their job. Or is that the ad girl and the baker guy? Either way...

I felt naughty inching the package off the shelf. I tossed a look over both shoulders.. checking the aisle for gawk-ers.. spies.. the carb patrol. And other nuts, feeling just like me feeling just like a kid sneaking a cookie out of the cook-ie jar.

And don't you know, I'm leaving the store minus two dollars in my purse, plus another milli-inch on my hips. And what was I thinking, when I was thinking.. that "After I bake these babies, I'll only test one." .... Ha!
Ha. Ha.

Now. Let's do the math.
Starting with my zero sense.
Chocolate chips+ walnuts + oil + eggs
plus various other ingredients only a geek could pronounce.
Don't hate me, I'm a geek too. And it's just like the geek in me to rattle off in the middle of a sentence,
or.. is.. it?

Anyway..
crucial ingredients (all 75 or so )
plus 35 sweet hot minutes in the oven
equals
a sheet full of "Yes I am packed with carbs"
c-o-o-k-i-e-s!

One word.

Sucker!

Comments

[vikk]

Boy, do I see a character in that sketch today. :) Great job.