We're Talkin' **cookies**

There must'a been something in the yesterday's batter cause...One good whiff of that wild aroma and...
Now I really rattle... so imagine ..
If we ( me and the cookies) had a conversation, it would'a went like this...

Rude Cookie
Take a picture. It'll last longer.

Me
(salivating)
Longer than you.

Loud Cookie
Get me a brew; it's hot in here.

Me
I do not cook with alcohol.

Shallow Cookie
Scoot hon. You're blockin' my light... and my view.

Me
Like I don't think you pay any bills around here.

Bachelor Cookie
Girl you got it goin' on.

Me
Like you don't need to tell me that.

Shallow Cookie
I think he was talking to me.

Curious Cookie
How much does a sheet equal?

Me
You do the math on that one.

Then an incredibly rude cookie opened its big mouth and said ...

Incredibly Rude Cookie
How much did you pay for that mitt?
zero cents?

Me
(rhyming)
Hey dude.. you are like so incredibly rude.

Bachelor Cookie
And you are so hot.

Shallow Cookie
Not as hot as me!

Me
he he

*ouch*

Rude Cookie
Did you pay for that cut?

Shallow Cookie
You call that a cut?

Loud Cookie
Did somebody say butt?

Me
(thinks)
Like I am a nut.

Me
(to cookies)
Like I think it's time for you to leave.

Me
( to myself )
Like no I did not just talk to a cookie.

Then it's gets ugly but I'll spare you the details since...

*yum*

*. .. ... ... ..... crumbs*

Comments

[Krista]

Great conversation! Made me smile. :)