It must be
my pretty face...
but then they've never even laid eyes on me. Yet they keep on calling here like I am an object of affection. I did speak to them once in the summer and had the unfortunate mistake of telling them maybe. Maybe they could clean my carpets. Maybe in the spring. Next spring. Does that not ring in your ears and scream March, April, or May? Of 2005? Not today or yesterday or even the day before. But the same company keeps on calling me as if I've changed my mind. I have not.
I could at least pick up the phone and tell them that. But I don't feel like dealin' today... with a bunch of "Can't you take a hint?" "Already!" trolls! Least I have to open my dainty little lips and utter the word "NO." And all's I can ask is why do these people keep on calling me? Maybe I have changed my mind. And maybe the answer is "Get lost!" "Already!!"
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