Today is Rant Day where I blah blah blah about whatever doesn't go my way. Yeah meet Mean Me and Each Friday I will post my latest rant...and prepare to be moved. Can you say enough already?
This as I proceed to publish my first.
RANT.
This week there was snow, icy roads, and a great excuse for me not to take my Uggs ...anywhere. Now if my street was on the "Gee we better scrape her street first" list then maybe I would zip it...but as it stands Blankety Blank Drive must be like number 100 on a list of 101...
Speaking of 101, this must be my like one hundred and second mop... and still I'm in search of a new one--capable of actually cleaning the dirt off my kitchen tile. It's not like my floor's all that big, but big enough to make me wish for sUPER mOP with octopus like tentacles that could and would lick every last drop of grease, grime, and smashed crumbs off ...at like almost light-speed.
And while I'm thinking, I could use a laundry basket that would devour all the clothes that haven't been washed in like 4 days. Bet that'll get my Uggs... moving.
Moving...my next door neighbors... and of course this big arse truck is parked in front of their place and my place and so on down Blankety Blank Drive... But I feel for them cause moving is painful... especially cleaning up the aftermath... and did I mention mops?

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